Work hard, play hard- haha i wish

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

my work had a box of cinnamon donuts for customers to try which was labelled ‘free’ donuts. 

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Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

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Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

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#ahaha nice camera work

Ughhh, well for biology we have these post-prac tests that you need to do online before 5pm the next day. You have 15 minutes to do them- the time ticking down is right there in front of your face second by second. And for the two tests that I’ve done I’ve lost marks because I haven’t read the question carefully even though I know the answer. And this time it happened to be a 2 mark question, also the other question I got wrong was 2 marks but I actually didn’t know the answer. If I’d known it was worth 2 marks, I would’ve paid more attention to it. Maybe it does tell you but I’m too stressed to notice it. 

#blah #uni

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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